one time I was really high and took a hot bath and I closed my eyes and imagined myself as a noodle floating in hot soup
There’s a book sitting in front of you.
In it contains all the bad things people have said about you behind your back, would you open it?
Hell fucking yeah
Read it so you can find out what people really have to say about you and how you can change your character to be a better person.
read it so you know what order to murder people in
two kinds of people
why do blind people walk their dogs so much