February 2012
“So a dog walks into the forest and he sees a whale and says “aren’t you supposed...”
– A joke told by the Russian exchange student that used to go to my school (via diamondtothesun)
attractive boy: hi i'm famous
attractive boy: hi i'm gay
attractive boy: hi i'm a douchebag
attractive boy: hi i'm twice your age
attractive boy: hi i have a girlfriend
attractive boy: hi i'm fictional
SO ACCURATE
*a friends speech on my wedding day*
friend: I still remember her hanging up a poster of him, and she told me that she was going to marry him. We laughed about it, but it turned out that she was right.
computer: EA games
me whispering: challenge everything
Me: omg I don't have any money at all, I am so broke.
Your favourite bands: DID YOU HEAR THAT? THEY HAVE NO MONEY, HURRY LETS TOUR THEIR COUNTRY.
